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                    '<DIV CLASS=float_header>Forgotten Dog\'s Christmas</DIV>' +
                    '<DIV CLASS=promo_content><B>Twas the nite before Christmas when all thru the house<BR>' +
                    'Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse.<BR>' +
                    'The stockings were hung by the chimney with care<BR>' +
                    'In hopes that St. Nick soon would be there.<BR><BR>' +
                    'The children all nestled all snug in their beds<BR>' +
                    'With no thought of the dog filling their head.<BR>' +
                    'And mamma in her kerchief and I in my cap<BR>' +
                    'Knew the dog was cold, but didn\'t care about that.<BR><BR>' +
                    'When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter<BR>' +
                    'I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.<BR>' +
                    'Away to the window I flew like a flash<BR>' +
                    'Figuring the dog was free of his chain and into the trash.<BR><BR>' +
                    'The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow<BR>' +
                    'gave the luster of mid-day to objects below.<BR>' +
                    'When what to my wondering eyes should appear<BR>' +
                    'But Santa Clause with eyes full of tears.<BR><BR>' +
                    'He unchained the dog once so lively and quick<BR>' +
                    'Last year\'s Christmas present now painfully sick.<BR>' +
                    'More rapid than eagles he called the dog\'s name<BR>' +
                    'and the dog ran to him despite all his pain.<BR><BR>' +
                    'Now Dasher, now Dancer, now Prancer and Vixen<BR>' +
                    'On Comet on Cupid on Donner and Blitzen.<BR>' +
                    'To the top of the porch to the top of the wall<BR>' +
                    'Let\'s find this dog a home where he will be loved by all.<BR><BR>' +
                    'I knew in an instant there would be no gifts this year<BR>' +
                    'For Santa had made one thing quite clear.<BR>' +
                    'The gift of a dog is not just for the season<BR>' +
                    'We had gotten the dog for all the wrong reasons.<BR><BR>' +
                    'In our haste to think of the kids a gift<BR>' +
                    'There was one important thing we missed<BR>' +
                    'A dog should be family, and cared for the same<BR>' +
                    'You don\'t give a gift, then put it on a chain.<BR><BR>' +
                    'And I heard him explain as he rode out of site,<BR>' +
                    '"You weren\'t given a gift, you were given a life."<BR><BR>' +
                    '<SPAN STYLE="text-align:center">~Author Unknown~</SPAN></B></DIV>' +
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var craigslist =    '<HTML><HEAD><TITLE>HELP NEEDED ASAP!!!</TITLE>' +
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                    '<DIV CLASS=float_header>HELP NEEDED ASAP!!!</DIV>' +
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					'Please help!!!! After two long years of being on a waiting list for an agility dog, we have been ' +
					'notified by the breeder that, at long last, our number has come up and ...<BR><BR>' +
					'WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!!! <BR><BR>' +
					'We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know how time consuming our new little ' +
					'puppy is going to be and it just wouldn\'t be fair to the children. Since our little puppy will be ' +
					'arriving on Monday we MUST place the children into rescue this weekend! <BR><BR>' +
					'They are described as: <BR><BR>' +
					'One male - His name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), light blonde hair, blue eyes. ' +
					'Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn\'t bite. Temperament tested. Does have problems ' +
					'with peeing directly in the toilet. Has had chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have ' +
					'already been removed. Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained & gets along well with ' +
					'others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he should be able to read soon. <BR><BR>' +
					'One female - Her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix), strawberry blonde hair, green ' +
					'eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be surly at times. Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been ' +
					'temperament tested but needs a little attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots, ' +
					'tonsils out, and is very healthy & can be affectionate. Gets along well with other little girls & ' +
					'little boys but does not like to share her toys and therefore would do best in a one child ' +
					'household. She is a very quick learner and is currently working on her house training-shouldn\'t ' +
					'take long at all.<BR><BR>' + 
					'We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what\'s right for them; that is why we ' +
					'contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no longer keep them. Also, we are afraid that they ' +
					'may hurt our new puppy.<BR><BR>' +
					'I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have a real emergency here!!! They ' +
					'MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday night at the latest or we will be forced to drop them ' +
					'off at the orphanage or along some dark, country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy. <BR><BR>' +
                    '~Author Unknown~</B></DIV>' +
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